You want comedy?

Fuck all you people. TWFS fucking rules. Routinely one of the best parts of any AV Club article.

"was so", not "so was". And "disappear", not "disappears". Christ, I need a drink.

The MMO is a terrible idea.

I'm another guy who entered comics through Y. Just absolutely heartbreaking and amazing, start to finish. Love it.

They've been near completion for years now. I'll believe it when I see it. How are they going about the voice acting?

You should definitely upgrade to Civ IV. It is a quantum leap over Civ III. Better management of resources, borders, diplomancy. Prettier. Sounds better. AI is better. Expansion and overexpansion are handled much better. Wonder movies are back. Leonard Nimoy narrates it, for fuck's sake. It's exclusion from…

I'll give you a couple more:

"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."

In my books, KOTOR's big twist is second only to System Shock 2 in the history of gaming. I hadn't been spoiled, I hadn't even a glimmer of what was going on (though, in retrospect, it makes perfect sense)… I literally yelled "HOLY SHIT!" Fucking epic. Loved KOTOR.

I hate to be "that guy", but holy fucking shit, are you kidding me?

On the show, Brutus did kill himself. It was suicide to start attacking Octavian's/Antony's army ALL BY HIS FUCKING SELF.

Futurama's "Jurassic Bark"
To this day, when that episode comes on TV, I have to turn the channel. It is just so fucking heartbreaking, I can't stand it. I never, ever cry, and that episode has brought me to tears every time I've watched it. Christ, I'm starting to tear up right now just thinking about it.

That buttercream-frosted murder cake!

And Dgl wins the thread.

I'm fairly certain the Moppets pushed the detonator, just because they are crazy as fuck. Phantom Limb is a possibility, but I would think he would wait until The Monarch was in the killzone.

I'm a huge Lost fanatic, but I can't watch it without thinking "BatManuel!" every time Richard Alpert shows up.

"Titanium tetrachloride…
…you sly temptress."

Either she aged remarkably well, or she has one hell of a plastic surgeon.

Librarians
Being married to a librarian, I am happy to report that they do, in fact, know their way around a penis.