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Don Incognito
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I'll give you a hint.

So far, they've got it. Like I said, one year left. They can't just run out the clock though; the lead isn't that big. Only a point.

Best TV show ever?
I'm going to go out on a limb and call Lost the best television show ever made. Better than Deadwood, The Wire, The Sopranos, Homicide, you name it.

Todd, I've already told you once…
"though talking to animals is generally not a good sign on this show"

The Doc is, by far, my favorite fictional doctor of all time. And it is equal parts writing, and performance. Just such an amazing character.

Outstanding Reality Host
Tom Bergeron and Jeff Probst and Heidi fucking Klum, but no Mike Rowe?

I didn't get a feeling that he was a victim of abuse, necessarily.

Ned?
Ned Ryerson?!

Damn you, Todd.
*"The noise is terrible, isn't it, Mr. Ellsworth? Like fate."

San Francisco cocksucker! Swedgin!

I got some great tickets for show—on the next train out of town!

Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol!

"Jesus, Bullock. The world abounds in pussy of all kinds, including hers."

Fuck yes!
To ensure this is the Best News Ever, we must now know if Jeffster will be making a return.

I'm not sure how The Man In Black can be Smokey, assuming it was he who had been imprisoned in the ash circle previously.

Maybe Jacob never was in the cabin.

Damn, Murray. That's good.

So here I was…
…thinking I was all clever in figuring out that Adams From Deadwood was actually Smokey in the opening, and then they spell it out for us in the end.

MALKOVICH!

Fuck yes.