don't be jealous, i think you can be witty too ;)
don't be jealous, i think you can be witty too ;)
well played
ooga chaka and so on and so forth
no one told me either. what a bunch of a-holes
i am a second-rate imitation, thank you very much
yea, well, i have my own dictionary too. it's called the dictionary
i liked that begrudgingly, just so you know
keeping her locked up in my basement has really allowed me the time to get her sentiment and diction just right
i realize i'm a lame gimmick at best and you have no reason to listen to anything i ever say, but i feel a little responsible for this turn of events, so i'm going to attempt to channel the better version of account for a second:
hot. hothothot
yea, i'm basically the best. so glad you've finally realized it
i'd try to encourage you or something, but that's not really my racket. can i interest you in an asshole remark? i have lots of those
i'm offended
/rubs narwhal's other tooth
on behalf of the people who are too nice to say anything:
if you need to laugh to stop from crying, then go for it
she's fancier than you, too. that's right, i went there
ha, you wish. and evil sbt is way cooler than you, fyi
YOU ARE NOT EVIL SBT
well i never claimed my observations were earth-shattering or anything