Nope, not gay.  I know guys like that and it's just some weird shtick they have.  You know, where they pretend it's really weird that they love eating pussy so much and all women should be beyond thrilled that they are gracing their cooch with their presence.

Dawson is the moon!

And Carrie Bradshaw's fuck buddy on Sex and the City.

That was the sexiest dinner party I've ever seen.  Really.  It was almost a little too much with all that perfect hair and all those piercing eyes. 

That's all I kept thinking about.  I was waiting for Max to try and talk to the bus driver…

That explains the breast milk comment I thought I heard…