The man is a master of delivery:

That's a fair appraisal. I'd even say that the remake was better than the original sequel, which was kind of awful. Except it really should have been called The Kung-Fu Kid, for fuck's sake. If they had called it that, I think it could have benefited from the popularity of the original without being held to the…

Last week's opening after the MeowMeowBeenz and Hickey's frustration over not being able to choose what you fight for had me laughing hard all the way through the song.

One of those horsehead mask customer images (for this version of the mask: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0… includes me, from my wedding.

You might consider re-evaluating Mutations…it's probably my favorite after Odelay. That doesn't necessarily mean anything for you, of course. I'm just thinking that you almost certainly now have better taste than when you were fourteen.

You speak for all of us, sir!

I saw them live back in the late 90's when they had just released Stereotype A, and I have to say, I don't think I've seen a better live show. Hatori has a surprisingly powerful and clear voice, when she wants to belt out tunes like "Moonchild," and it didn't hurt to have something like eleven live musicians jamming…

Madison may be a small town as far as state capitols go, but UW is a huge school. We had about 45k students when I was there in the early to mid-nineties. So I actually doubt it.

Gaiman gets to finish the story? That's huge, I don't know how I missed that.

I don't know why anyone takes Bill Murray seriously when they say he thought it was Joel Coen.

I think Mage Knight is more or less a solo game even when you have other players. There's absolute minimal player interaction, which is a big disappointment. MK is something I admire more for the clever mechanics than actually enjoy playing, sad to say.

Speaking for myself, no. Some people do, and some people take it so far that they run through the forest screaming "LIGHTNING BOLT!" at each other.

Yeah, so lazy…the dude never heard the line "ten lords a-leaping"? Jesus I'd at least read the lyrics before doing the interview, slight as it may be.

Nah, they just thought the Lou Reed wrote Mambo #5.

""Thus, with time and effort, even someone who’s never painted before can paint a Vermeer. "

Are art historians given to explaining their declarations, or is that something left to mere academics?

Do I have your permission to use this line at some unspecified point in the future?

The review is basically saying "that, and seeing Brolin in the lead."

I use the opposite excuse when I'm late for work.

He DID cite "reliable sources." What more can you ask for?