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We need a movie that has Bigfoot vs. Sputnik.

We need a movie that has Bigfoot vs. Sputnik.

Ewok Attack
The Snowbeast's log attack has to be my favorite part as not only do I like to believe the creature cut down all those trees to make the log pile himself, but I love that we clearly show the logs hitting the side of the camper yet the next shot shows them sticking out the back. Either they phased through

Manimal?

I agree, the quality of bad films has taken a serious dip over the years.

Romlulan Ale, downfall of many a Starfleet officer.

Is Kirk actually human?
McCoy is always going on about having to operate on aliens and the problems his lack of xenomorph biology knowledge, but in "Journey To Babel" we see Kirk shivved in his lower back and then later in Sick Bay McCoys states the knife just missed Kirk's heart. Just exactly where does Kirk keep

"Very bad poetry, Captain."
I loved this moment with Spock as it kind of shows his amusement with the whole silly universe.

It would be even harder to believe that Logan would hire Tony opposed to puppet master who I guess assumed Tony was a moron.

He's no Lex Luthor.
Not only does the super villain this season hire a man whose family he killed but he brings himself out into the field to get captured. Him showing up for a face to face with Tony made no sense at all. They give us some crap about him wanting to see Jack's pathology report but it's not like they

Losing Toes to Frost Bit is Manly?
Explorers have always been considered heroic but the trip to the South Pole was not one I'd ever want to be a part of. I can see the entire crew turning to Captain Scott after they reach the frozen wasteland of the South Pole and going, "Well we made it Captain, now what the fuck

Dumbest Frame Ever!
Not only did last week's episode show Chloe uncovering the fraudulent back dating of the website use and bank deposit in a matter of minutes but the whole plan of making it look like Muslim extremist doesn't work because they're using the bio-weapon that the government knows that Starkwood had

I also got the impression he was taking WAY too much vicodin.

More Terrence Stamp please!
Regulated to cameos in such films as "Wanted" and "Yes Man" seems such a waste of a talented actor and I wonder why Hollywood isn't giving him larger roles, because even in his small parts he's awesome (even when the movie is decidedly not). I'll have to check out "The Hit" and maybe re

Phantom of the Ballet
I was hoping the team would fail to the extent that the patient would flee skinless into the night and haunt the ballet, killing every prima ballerina that steps foot onto her stage.

Recycled Plot Points
I guess this show is environmentally friendly as they love recycle. Tonight we get another installment of the civilian savagely attacking the bad guy who our heroes need to interrogate.

In the original Battlestar Galactica they come across a prison planet where Space Irish live in jail because their parents and their grandparents did.

Tom Paris and Harry Kim?

I pictured them lacing the galaxy with giant speed bumps.

Taste of Armageddon
The episode "Taste of Armageddon" was another one where a society relied on a computer to make life better, and in this case run an antiseptic war. Kirk of course explains to them that without the messiness of war there is no reason to end it. This of course any five year old could figure out but