Somehow I missed the first part of this. Ah well, I'd better catch up.

I'll be first in line to see In Time.

I'd want to be first in a human centipede.

I am in Australia….I get the Onion for free. This can mean only one thing: the American invasion was very subtle. Probably aided by subliminal messages in episodes of Two and a Half Men. That explains why it's on TV all the time.