Those previous Oscar wins are evil! They're brilliant!

Weirdly, the church youth camps I attended seemed to involve several of the guys spending as much time completely naked as humanly possible. I thought it was weird. Since I was gay (though at that time in complete denial), I didn't mind in the least, but I still found it weird.

I agree. I think there are four senators beyond reaching: Paul (because it can't get conservative/libertarian enough for him), Collins, Murkowski (because they'll object to defunding Planned Parenthood), and Heller (because he doesn't want to lose his job). Since he can only lose two, those four would be…

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My Webelos year was about the last time I admitted publicly I was in Scouts. I was in Scouts for six more years, mind you, but until I made Eagle, that fact was a well-guarded secret. Even after I made Eagle, it was still mostly a well-guarded secret.

Though he wants to be so much more to Ivanka. So, so, so much more…

See! Libtards hate Obummer too!

Don't forget his SI Cover "Trumped! After Getting the Generals From the USFL to the NFL, Trump Coaches and QB's Them to the Super Bowl"

But he just found a big piece!

Face/Off is also 20 years old today. And Batman & Robin and My Best Friend's Wedding hit the big 2-0 last week. Up next week…Men in Black!

I wouldn't go so far as to say it was a bad movie, but it was probably the low point of Disney Animation in the 90s. Of course, some of what was coming in the aughts would make Hercules look like a masterpiece.

Even as a kid I wondered about stuff like that. If getting shot was, at worst, a mild inconvenience, why were Bugs and Daffy so anxious to not get shot, and why did Elmer even bother?

The Trump Fortune Roller Coaster!

I truly think the notion that Republican voters will continue to blindly vote Republican is overstated. Obviously, there are some voters who will stay red even if Donald Trump personally set their house on fire. But the GOP has a narrow margin, and a lot of voters do tend to notice things like their health care…

Weirdly, one of my Republican senators is on record opposing it. He opposes it for absolutely awful reasons, of course, but as of now, he's still against it. I really don't know how I feel about having Ted Cruz's extreme awfulness possibly be partially responsible for this extremely awful bill failing.

It sucked. I have a lingering case of bronchitis, so I decided it was in my best interest to skip my friend's pool party, which are always very fun, to stay home and do laundry and to catch up on the Daily Shows I had let build up on my DVR. Trust me when I saw that three week old jokes about the Paris Climate…

I hear you. I have bronchitis, which keeps wavering between "I feel really good except for the cough, and even that's not as bad as it was" and "Oh God, please just kill me now!".

Why stop with DC and Looney Tunes? Warners owns so many incompatible properties they can mash together! Gremlins and Harry Potter! The Matrix and Lord of the Rings! The Hangover and Gravity! The Perfect Storm and The Polar Express! Driving Miss Daisy and 300!

Geez, people, it's a low-budget show. There's no way I believe Netflix would find themselves Overdrawn at the (Memory) Bank if they funded Season 2.

Personally, I'm hoping for one of those Diving Bell and Butterfly-style strokes.