I'm sick of liberal celebrities thinking jokes about harming the president are funny, even if Trump is From Hell.

I'm hoping it will turn out to be a movie version of the Julie Harris Broadway musical from 1965.

I like how the plot of Wild Things is so convoluted that they had to have extra scenes over the closing credits to explain what the hell happened.

Heather Graham

Why stop at a tornado? He should take on an entire motherfucking hurricane!

Well, obviously, Mr. Green did it, with the revolver, in the hall. Now he's going to go home and sleep with his wife.

Not until Trump's support among Republican rank-and-file starts slipping below 70%.

These are the same people who believed that Obama was a feckless, all-controlling, stupid, genius, incompetent, hypercompetent, weakling of an iron-fisted dictator.

It's Donald Trump. Nothing he does is ever stupid.

"There was this man, George Washington, I don't know if you've ever heard of him, I just learned about him last week, that led the fight for Brexit right here in the United States, and he won! More and more people are talking about the great things he does. Hey, this city is called Washington! That's weird! …

Do we know what their political leanings are? Maybe they'll agree to slip some subtle political commentary in there. "We need to take a sledgehammer to this wall, like the Republican health plan will take a sledgehammer to the ability of millions of Trump-voting Americans to be able to afford health insurance". "I…

It does seem…misguided…to file a nuisance suit against a company with much, much, much, much deeper pockets than you have. Presumably, Time Warner has better things to do, but if they wanted, they could bury this guy in so many lawsuits of their own that it'll make what John Oliver said about him seem like a…

The difference is that the Destroy American Health Care Act was Paul Ryan's baby. By all accounts, Mitch McConnell could care less about health care, and there's a good chance that he doesn't want to spend the political capital needed to bring 50 Republicans on board.

What about inexplicable, raptor-knocking-through-a-window, gymnastics? Will they find a way into this movie?

Last week, I was taking a steroid prescribed for a lingering case of bronchitis. I felt like I was bursting into flames all week long. The only relief was sticking my head directly into the freezer.

I have to say, I've found myself actually enjoying Transformers: Rescue Bots, which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd write. It's not a show I'd ever seek out on my own, of course, but it's entertaining and well-written enough that sitting through two or three episodes in a row is not a chore, compared to the…

If you indulge me, I'm going to use a sports metaphor.

I was in a seemingly minor fender bender last week that somehow managed to do several thousand dollars of damage to my car (yay modern car construction!). I was convinced that the insurance company was going to total it, which would have sucked both because I hate car shopping with a white hot passion and because…

Maybe you'll get lucky and the reunion will be near a forest with centaurs.

Not so much me, but my aunt. Back in the early 90s, when my cousin was a toddler, my grandmother didn't like the outfit my aunt dressed him in for his birthday party. Somehow, that spiraled to the point that my grandmother not only stopped speaking to my aunt, but to her two other daughters (including my mom). This…