Yeah, that contract would seem to leave a bad mark in everyone's minds.

I used to want to live in Austin. Then I got stuck in Austin traffic. I'm good in Dallas.

Yeah, but I'm a Mavs fan. Living in SA everyime the Spurs destroy them would be too hard.

I know Trump won Tarrant County (I'm looking at you Colleyville, Grapevine, Southlake, and HEB), but did he win Fort Worth proper? That would suck. Wendy Davis was my state senator when I lived there.

The last time I drove out to FW, I was happy to see that the 121/820 exchange by Northeast Mall was finally done. Then I got to downtown and saw how much that stretch of 35W had been screwed up. As much as I loved living in FW, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that mess every day.

Dallas is good. It's the cookie-cutter suburbs you want to say fuck you too.

My brother lives in San Antonio and keeps trying to convince me to move down there. On the pro side is my adorable baby nephew. On the con side is that I'll have to live in San Antonio.

Don't forget that while the cities are blue, Dallas and Houston are both surrounded by deep red suburbs that more or less make the big urban areas a purple wash, allowing the small urban areas and the rural parts to tilt the state to the right. As a native of Collin County, I apologize.

Just this morning, I had to drive down I-35E in Dallas for about 10 miles. I continue to marvel how this one major highway can be in so much worse shape than every other highway in Dallas, and yet always be under construction in some way or another. Austin is about 50 miles closer to Dallas than Houston is, and yet…

You're in luck, since Graham Greene is in this!

The glass of water I'm drinking would be better than Trump.

Ahh…the comedic version of Witness…except Witness was funnier.

Bert: You're the one who suggested a threesome, Count. Ernie and I are getting impatient here!

He's pretty much glass-closeted. Any doubt was pretty much removed when Ian McKellen causally included him in a list of gay Hobbit co-stars.

The good news is all that freaking out appears to be making the bare minimum of Republicans be wary of repeal.

Nah. He won't bomb Alaska. He'll just give it to Putin as a birthday gift.

I think we probably would have eventually, since someone would have eventually paused the TV to see that the envelope was labeled "Actress in a Leading Role", and someone would have realized he was saying "It says Emma Stone" as the music came up. Plus, there would have been reporters asking about his strange…

Jessica Lange as Meryl Streep

Sad! Overrated! Make the Oscars Great Again!

I think dementia set in around the time he said "Yes, I'd love to star in Town & Country".