Yeah, but how often these days are you going to see Dan Ackroyd billed ahead of Tom Hanks?

I thought Kellyanne was the product of whatever chemical vat the Joker fell into.

When someone pointed out to high-school aged me that conspiracy theories were nearly impossible to pull off because at some point, one of the many, many, many people who have to be involved would spill the beans, it blew my mind.

You're my favorite press secretary!

Does this mean that Tim Burton will make an awesome black and white biopic about the video's director?

Exactly. Trump is not an evil genius. Bannon is not an evil genius. Pence is not an evil genius. The whole "chaos after the immigration order" wasn't part of some master plan. It was because they didn't know or didn't care and were too paranoid that their own fucking cabinet secretaries would leak it ahead of…

I remember back when KFC was genuinely delicious. When they first rolled out the roast chicken, I thought they had finally figured out how to make good chicken again, but after a year or so, the roast chicken was dry and tough. Now, they don't even have it anymore.

I've never been a fan of Popeye's, which is a shame, since Popeye's is the closest fast-food place to my apartment, at least until the Krispy Kreme that they seem to have been building for a year and a half finally opens.

[Shudder]

Exactly. I hate both of my senators (one is so completely, horribly shittily awful that he makes the other really awful one look pretty good by comparison), but I can only guess who the people down in Austin would pick if they were in charge.

Undoubtedly, Gorsuch will be asked, during the hearings, to say for the record exactly what he thinks of the comments about the judiciary. I'm sure Crybaby-in-Chief will blame whatever Democrat asks the question and ignore the answer.

First Bowling Green, now Atlanta! When will we learn? WHEN WILL WE LEARN?????

It's been a long time since I read the book, but I remember there being something that was left out of the movie that tied to Valentine's Day. The movie actually opened on Valentine's Day, 1991.

Actually, the David Boreanaz horror film was Valentine. Valentine's Day was even more horrific.

My partner died a bit less than a year ago in front of me. I knew that he was going to go, and he knew he was going to go (and had made it clear he didn't want any attempts at resuscitation), but him leaving was and is still…I'm tearing up thinking about it. I'm not to the point I can write down what happened…

When I was 25, I was in the same boat, bemoaning the fact that I had never had a serious relationship. I ended up meeting my partner when I was 29, without having had a serious relationship until then.

I remember watching The Lyon's Den because it was Rob Lowe's follow-up to The West Wing and it was also set in DC so how could it not be good! (I was very naive in my early-to-mid 20s). I think the opening of the pilot had the firm's senior partner committing suicide by jumping off the building. That's pretty much…

The odd thing about Tommy Boy is that it has four actors who could legitimately claim the final "and" billing: Lowe, Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek, and Dan Ackroyd, so it terms of credits, someone was going to get shafted. I have no idea what the final credits placement look like, but Lowe going unbilled actually helped…

To be fair, Lowe was far and away the most famous cast member aside from Sheen when the show premiered, so it made sense that they bookended the credits. And I think Lowe was supposed to be first-among-equals in the ensemble. Then Sheen came in and Jed became the actual first-among-equals character, while Sam simply…

You think about everything!