You're my favorite customer!

Oh hi, Gambling Man Telly Savalas. I didn't know it was you.

I think Bad Boys was originally supposed to be a vehicle for Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey, so this just brings everything back full circle.

When I first started watching All in the Family reruns, I assumed Archie and Edith were at least in their 60s, maybe even 70s, having had Gloria fairly late. Then, I saw the episode where Edith turned 50 (and was nearly raped), which happened 8 seasons in.

Yes, it's incredibly dumb. No, it's not enjoyable. Granted, I haven't seen it since I saw it in the theater, but I remember breathing a sigh of relief when it looked like everything was finally wrapping up, only to discover that the US Government had officially authorized the Miami PD to invade Cuba and extend the…

I can fix that.

Can McConnell and Ryan hug him as well?

"I won in a landslide, believe me. Everyone was telling me what a huge victory I had over Crooked Hillary"

Except around his eyes, where the skin is pale compared to the rest of his face.

I'll admit it's silly to criticize a "legal" "thriller" that was conceived as Madonna's way of one-upping Basic Instinct, but the case against her was so stupid. She sexed an old guy to death? I'm pretty sure that's not illegal.

I'm kind of surprised they decided to write up Who's That Girl instead of Shanghai Surprise. She played a missionary in that one.

I remember when I went to see (I think) The Blind Side, the guy at the concession stand kept raving about how awesome Ninja Assassin was. I still haven't seen it.

I honestly still have trouble believing this film exists.

I don't know, the title number of The Apple is kind of catchy, plus it includes possibly my favorite all-time song lyric: "It's an natural, natural, natural desire/to meet an actual, actual, actual vampire". Plus, the production number surrounding it is definitely worth seeing. Again, I'm not saying any of it is…

Douglas is good, but he has a bad habit of choosing schlock over quality films, especially post-Oscar. Wonder Boys and Traffic were fantastic (and I'm sort of amazed he didn't get a nomination for either one), and I'll give you War of the Roses, The American President, and even The Game, but other than that…a lot of…

The lawsuit seems pretty creeky to me.

The Challengers was actually pretty good, and aired locally at a time I could watch it after school, as opposed to Jeopardy!, which came on at 3 back then.

I sort of feel like Mrs. Krabappel toward the end of "Nightmare Cafeteria". A pencil rolls off the ground. "Immmmmmpeachment!"

Me too!

Yeah, both this and Rings kept getting pushed around the schedule until they finally landed on Super Bowl weekend, which is another sign of quality.