"Don't Stop Believin'" starts to play, then suddenly the screen goes black.

"And let us not forget who we've lost along the way…"

I worked at a 6-plex about twenty years ago (back when a theater with 6 screens was still considered fairly sizable), and I'm pretty sure we never tried to prevent anyone from bringing in outside food as long as they weren't obvious about it. When sweeping up after the show, we'd occasionally find fast food wrappers…

It's been a few years since I've read it, but I remember thinking "There's no way they can ever film it. It'll be NC-17 for sure." Of course, what's too graphic for the movies is perfect for basic cable leading into a 6-hour Law & Order marathon.

An entire thread about actors with bad names and not one mention of Benedict Cumberbatch?

TR was the youngest man to serve as President. JFK was the youngest man elected President. By 1904, when Roosevelt had completed McKinley's term as was running at the top of the ticket for the first time, he was older than Kennedy was in 1960.

4 of those I've actually bought at used bookstores. The fifth one I wouldn't touch with 50-foot bondage whips.

At least they don't seem to hype the playing of the theme song like they used to do a few years ago. "Stay tuned for Faith Hill's performance!" Um, she gave that performance back over the summer. We've already seen it 12 times this year already.

Hey, those wacky graphics costs money! You gotta skimp somewhere if you want the wacky graphics!

I'm a die-hard Cowboy fan, and I hope Jerry dies hard—preferably sooner than later. Even if we win it all, he'll figure out a way to mess it up while bragging about what a fantastic football mind he has.

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.

The Tampa Bay Lightning's and LA Dodgers back-and-forth on Twitter about the logo is the best response I've seen to it.

The weird thing is that they're going to play at the soccer stadium—capacity 27,000—for a couple of years. I can understand not wanting to play at the Coliseum with the Rams and USC, but they couldn't get the Rose Bowl or Anaheim Stadium or even Dodger Stadium? I almost think they'd be better off staying in San…

And yet, "Storybook Love" was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars, the film's only nomination. It lost to "(I've Had) The Time of My Life".

They'll happily savage bad movies, but if a movie is good-to-great, they're happy to point that out. I've seen most of the Honest Trailers, but haven't really watched much else on their site, other than the video discussing just how many times Marv and Harry would have died in the Home Alone movies if they weren't…

The Fault in Our Mars

Oh god, I hope for Goldie's sake this was a bit.

Hey kids, let's go see that movie where cute dog after cute dog after cute dog dies!

That ad gave off somewhat of the same vibe I get from The Good Place, which it's replacing. That's a good sign.

And now a commercial for a movie that will win no awards next year!