New Year's was a week ago. Why is Sprint still running Happy Holidays ads?

And his Emmy and Grammys, while beginning to plan out how he'll bribe the HFPA in two years to be sure he'll take home Best Actor in a Musical/Comedy for Mary Poppins Returns.

January, mid-August through mid-September, and the first weekend of December are the only true dumping grounds left on the calendar.

So that's why the members of the HFPA were wearing Tom Ford fashions while accepting their huge boxes of stuff from Amazon.

Good, I'm not the only one.

Tonight, on a fresh new Beetle Bailey, Beetle's PTSD from Afghanistan manifests itself when he attempts to rape Miss Buxley. Then, on Broom-Hilda, Satan returns to claim Broom's soul, so she offers up Irwin to be horribly sacrificed instead. And tomorrow, on Fox Trot, Peter panics when Denise reveals she's pregnant,…

My boyfriend just told me that he ordered this on PPV. Luckily, I have work tomorrow, so I have an excuse not to stay up and watch this thing.

What about Arrested Development? Does that count?

Picture it! Sicily…

If there are enough faithless electors to keep Trump below 270, then the House will vote between the top three Electoral College votegetters, who will almost certainly be Trump, Clinton, and whichever establishment Republican the majority of faithless electors rallied around. And the House would still go for Trump. …

If I was in charge, I'd name her the Honorary Champion of the upcoming TOC and donate the $250,000 that she would have been playing for to the charity of her family's choice.

How long have commercials for this been running? I want to say that there was an ad for this during the Oscars. There may have been one during the Super Bowl. I know they had at least one ad during pretty much every commercial break during the Olympics.

Cole Sprouse already called it.

Oh yeah, I remember watching several episodes of that. The only gag I remember was from a remake of Bewitched, where, halfway through the episode, the actor playing Darren walked off and a new actor took his place.

Exactly. And the McAllisters were awful parents even before they all left without him. Seriously, what kind of parents allow a grown man to call their 8-year-old son a "little jerk" in front of the entire family for merely spilling some soda?

Two movies, actually—Toy Story and Toy Story 2 (Bo Peep was only mentioned in Toy Story 3)
Augustus, Violet, Veruca, Mike, Charlie (who won)
Not a clue
It's way too late to think of Cooper/Stanwyck collaborations
The Great Debaters and Antwone Fisher
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Pulp Fiction
Armageddon is one…was Buscemi in one of the Transformers?
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Gui…

Haha…no, it's not. But I will repost the link for my freshly-posted review of "It's Your 50th Christmas, Charlie Brown!"

A MarkInTexas Made-For-TV Christmas

Why do we need to wait a decade? This whole thing can be the next season of American Horror Story.

Nothing against Chappelle, but I'm pretty sure not that many people watched specifically because of him. I'm guessing people watched to see how the show would respond to American Horror Story: Our Real Life, Right Now And For The Next Four Years At Least