I attended the University of Missouri. The state is in the Midwest.

Because there are some women who are still considering voting for Trump, and he wants to make sure that his electorate is men only?

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right/Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight!

Look, you're right that the original debate schedule was pretty damn sketchy (yes, a Saturday night a week before Christmas is a ridiculous time to have one). But we live in the age of DVRs and YouTube, so anyone who wanted to watch the debate, such as a comic strip pig who was attending a Christmas party that night,…

They probably got the DNC e-mails from Russian hackers working for Trump's new best buddy, Vlad Putin. And why should those hackers go mucking around the RNC e-mail database, since doing that would interfere with Vlad's hope that Trump will blow up NATO just for funsies, something that Trump is actually on record…

I'm really looking forward to the polls coming out from this. From the plagiarizing to "lock her up!" to Cruz's speech to the overriding message that the only reason to vote for Trump is because he's not Hillary, I really can't see how he gets any sort of bounce from this convention. If you're not already firmly in…

A race-baiter's immigrant wife. You got to think that there are some Trump supporters out there who might just be realizing that the guy who wants to build that big, beautiful wall is married to a woman who has a pretty thick, non-American accent.

Hopefully, after this shitstorm of a convention, followed by a Democratic convention that actually resembles what a convention is supposed to look like, Hillary will finally pull away from Trump. After all the handwringing last week about the CBS poll that showed the two of them tied, I haven't heard a peep from the…

But he was in a movie that got a theatrical release that I've actually heard of a mere 18 years ago! Granted, I've never seen The Big Hit, but I know of it's existence!

As a Texan, I pretty much have to apologize for everyone who has won statewide office since Dubya got elected governor.

I wonder when voting was, since if it was around the time of Cordon's well-received Tony-hosting gig (and Emmy voters traditionally love the Tony telecast), that could have led to them paying a lot more attention to his show than they usually would.

I like to joke that my history degree is gathering dust. I do some historical research for my job, but it's not anything that requires my degree to do.

It's sort of weird to remember that Saturday nights used to have actual original scripted programming on it that wasn't merely burnoffs of cancelled series until only a few years ago.

The fact you're getting to see it at all makes me incredibly jealous. I have to wonder if him landing this is why he's leaving.

Deutsch is probably best known, at least to certain people, as the single weirdest semi-regular on Match Game 7x, which really says a lot.

The media loves a horserace, which is why they've all latched onto the CBS poll like manna. Of course, the poll was done last week during the height of the e-mail news, so it's likely that, barring something unexpected, her numbers will rise back up. Trump has been stuck around 40% for a while, and I doubt Pence…

It's a sign of just how weak Trump is that Pence is the veep pick. He wouldn't have even been on the longlist of any other Republican nominee. If he doesn't embarrass himself, he might actually come out of this as one of the early frontrunners for 2020 (assuming, of course, Trump doesn't win).

And only a week after he looked ready to join the 21st century by actually admitting that white people often don't understand the racism that African-Americans face.

Does it only apply to docs? Could HBO have submitted Birdman for Movie?

I remember being really excited for Gangster Squad when the first trailers hit. Then it got scheduled for September, which has emerged as a month studios release movies that they made as Oscar bait but have realized won't get much traction with the Academy (see: Black Mass, This is Where I Leave You, Prisoners). …