This trailer, to be precise.

I'm pretty sure that Hillary won't be rushing us to another Middle Eastern war unless the situation degrades so dramatically that we have no choice to go back. I'm genuinely worried that the entire GOP field save for Paul would announce the new invasion of Iraq during his inaugural address.

There are many, many, many Republican voters who are completely convinced we can go back to Iraq to finish the job while cutting taxes to the bone and still producing a budget surplus.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to build up name recognition for a run in 2020 or if, God forbid, there's a GOP incumbent in 4 years, 2024.

Here's a little trick to help ya' remember:
If it's clear and yellah, you got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cidertown!

Mine's on CNBC, because my boss's boss plays the stock market. Never mind that none of the other 40-some-odd employees care at all.

To be fair, the big cities are pretty progressive. Houston has a lesbian mayor, and Dallas County has a lesbian sheriff. Julian Castro was the mayor of San Antonio, and Wendy Davis represented my district in Fort Worth when I still lived there. It's just that the islands of blue are surrounded by a big dark sea of…

I watched about half of Persons Unknown before getting hopelessly bored and giving up on it. So far, Wayward Pines is definitely more interesting than that show, but I do worry that it will run out of ideas quickly. I really, really hope that everything is nicely wrapped up by the end of Episode 10, and there's not…

Unfortunately for me, that constantly shrinking percentage of people out there who won't enjoy a gay marriage drama seem to all be members of the Texas State Legislature.

I work in an AT&T owned building, which is why it makes perfect sense for me to have horrible service on my AT&T cell phone in my office. We share a bathroom down the hall with the employees of the AT&T technical office, and I seriously wonder if some of them are even housebroken. I also had the joy a couple of…

On a serious note, it's rather amazing how gunshy the broadcast networks still are about nudity, even though it's now been more than 10 years since Nipplegate. Meanwhile, basic cable networks, especially FX, are showing nudity with seemingly no restraints.

I think J! had that exact problem on the original 60s/70s version. I remember reading an ancedote somewhere about one contestant who was trying to save up for an engagement ring for his girlfriend. As soon as he hit the amount that the ring would cost, he checked out of the game and let the other two contestants…

I do remember they talked a lot at the beginning about how said black daughter was a gymnast, which came in handy when she was trapped in a shed with a raptor and an inexplicable set of parallel bars.

I remember my best friend and I seeing it, mainly because we had already seen Braveheart, Die Hard 3, and Crimson Tide, and didn't want to see Casper. Four years later, I didn't see The Matrix until several weeks after it had came out because I had such awful memories of the last time Keanu Reeves starred in a…

I got "Maggie Briggs", which was a short-lived Suzanne Pleshette vehicle from 1984. I don't think even NBC execs are desperate enough to dig up her body for a revival of that one.

That page is probably desperate programming exec's best friend right now. "Hello, NPH? OK, Doogie is all grown up and is dealing with his own precocious teenage son, who just graduated from medical school at 14!" "Hello, Bronson? Balki has moved back to his home country, and of course Cousin Larry had to move with…

I'm going to post this on my Geocities home page.

That's pretty much what I do. There was one database site we used that worked better on Chrome than on IE, which is how IT justified putting Chrome on all the computers. But we stopped using that program last month, and now all I use Chrome for is to surf the net.

We haven't had one in a while, but we usually meet at a restaurant and just chat for a couple of hours. The Tolerability Index forum will usually have local meet-up plans when we do decide to get together, so if you're not a member, join and keep an eye out! The Lascivious Snape is usually the one to put things…

If he only knew what was to come…and if I didn't remember what his reaction to "Homer's Enemy" was.