Rule #1 of the Bro Code: If someone ever questions anything about you, lash out wildly and indifferently.

Also ignoring the very expressly stated 'DO NOT ROLL YOUR WINDOWS DOWN. EVER. SERIOUSLY.' leaves me with no sympathy whatsoever. Sure it's better than dying of extreme hangnail but it's a lot worse than, you know, living to tell everyone about your vacation. Actually, nevermind.

I wanted to get into Super Metroid really bad, seeing as every person says it is one of the greatest games ever. But somehow, I think I'm too stupid to play it without a walkthrough present. Some of the things I had to do involved shooting a regular wall to open a passage way that I never would have found otherwise.…