"You're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants."

I was confused a bit by the whole Theon storyline this week. The guy who rescued him by killing several of his captors, actually works for those same captors? Wha?

I liked that one, but my favorite Lem is Fiasco. Same basic premise of the impossibility of communication, but with more mind-melting scenes. The prologue alone shows more invention than most whole novels.

Daddy, why can't I see you out of my CGIed eye sockets!?

Getting away with torture is now the American way.

I thought this was going to be a 2 hour finale, until I started watching it. All in all, I agree with the grade, but they get an A from me for bringing this thing in for a decent landing. "Controlled Flight into Terrain" is what they call it when you're flying along, la-di-da, and slam into a mountain without ever…

It was Delicatessen in space!

I'd substitute Crimson Tide for U571 and Seven Days in May for Law and Order…

I'm just thinking of it as a great miniseries. Might even be better that way, rather than an open ended series. They do seem to be rushing things, though. A lot of the scene seem chopped off, but it's still a very tense hour of tv thriller.

Yeah rare earth metals like uranium and thorium and thulium and erbium. Let Tom Lehrer help you review the periodic table, Gilbert'n'Sullivan style:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Love Peep Show. I watched most of the first six seasons on YouTube, before finding it on Netflix. Can't wait for the inferior American version…

Please let it be Donald Trump in the 500th position.

But how's the guitar playing? Does it swing?

But how's the guitar playing? Does it swing?

Now Dean Devlin can go on to develop other simple machine based shows, like Inclined Plane.

Now Dean Devlin can go on to develop other simple machine based shows, like Inclined Plane.

At some special screenings, audiences will get scratch n'sniff cards with that nursing home smell on them to enhance their viewing misery.

At some special screenings, audiences will get scratch n'sniff cards with that nursing home smell on them to enhance their viewing misery.

I would call mine that, but I already used that reference for my Jack Reacharound.

I would call mine that, but I already used that reference for my Jack Reacharound.