I am off to find the world's most delicious omelet. Now!

I am off to find the world's most delicious omelet. Now!

I look forward to the Phantom Edit of all three movies down to one 2-hr. movie…

I look forward to the Phantom Edit of all three movies down to one 2-hr. movie…

Dexter: "A botter wattle?"

Dexter: "A botter wattle?"

I beg to differ more. Nothing was good in Star Wars Episode I. Nothing!

I beg to differ more. Nothing was good in Star Wars Episode I. Nothing!

He was also the inventor of Wingdings, and he changed his name from Nicolas "Zapf" Dingbats back in '84.

He was also the inventor of Wingdings, and he changed his name from Nicolas "Zapf" Dingbats back in '84.

This will only be available through the fillings in your teeth.

This will only be available through the fillings in your teeth.

I think one can, but if your jokes boil down to "blacks/women/gays are soooo stupid and laughable, so let's laugh at them!", like Tosh's usually do, then you're doing it wrong.

I think one can, but if your jokes boil down to "blacks/women/gays are soooo stupid and laughable, so let's laugh at them!", like Tosh's usually do, then you're doing it wrong.

Tosh pretends to pretend to be a homophobe, misogynist and racist, so that he can get away with actually being a homophobe, misogynist and racist. It's the double irony fake-out!

Tosh pretends to pretend to be a homophobe, misogynist and racist, so that he can get away with actually being a homophobe, misogynist and racist. It's the double irony fake-out!

Stray observations (which will get picked up by animal control and taken to the pound):

Stray observations (which will get picked up by animal control and taken to the pound):

Second "Catch Me If You Can." One of John Williams' best cues, and the visuals are a nice evocation of jet-age savoir-faire.

Second "Catch Me If You Can." One of John Williams' best cues, and the visuals are a nice evocation of jet-age savoir-faire.