Wow, just in case you thought the AV Club was too highbrow, here they go referring to Nickolodeon's programming as "masterful." When I was a kid and Nick was a new thing (a channel just for kids? you gotta be shittin' me!), they had about 2 original shows, one of which was "You Can't Do That on Television," where…

Wow, just in case you thought the AV Club was too highbrow, here they go referring to Nickolodeon's programming as "masterful." When I was a kid and Nick was a new thing (a channel just for kids? you gotta be shittin' me!), they had about 2 original shows, one of which was "You Can't Do That on Television," where…

You know somebody who majored in Russian?

You know somebody who majored in Russian?

Next up: Life of √2

Next up: Life of √2

It was the red wire!

It was the red wire!

I'm an analyst AND a therapist.

I'm an analyst AND a therapist.

Javier Bardem's agent: "They want you for the new Bond villain."
Javier Bardem: "Do I get to have awful hair?"
JBA: "I think so."
JB: "Well I'd better, or I'm out! I told you, I only act with awful hair now!"

Javier Bardem's agent: "They want you for the new Bond villain."
Javier Bardem: "Do I get to have awful hair?"
JBA: "I think so."
JB: "Well I'd better, or I'm out! I told you, I only act with awful hair now!"

AW HELL NAW NAW NAW NOM NOM NOM nom nom ….

AW HELL NAW NAW NAW NOM NOM NOM nom nom ….

Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy (over 1200 pages) - 3 movies
The Hobbit (about 150 pages) - 3 movies

Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy (over 1200 pages) - 3 movies
The Hobbit (about 150 pages) - 3 movies

Can Mia Farrow play anything but "mousy?" Maybe translucent, wispy, ephemeral, diaphanous, waif-like, I know, but what else?

Can Mia Farrow play anything but "mousy?" Maybe translucent, wispy, ephemeral, diaphanous, waif-like, I know, but what else?

Crash ruined it for everyone.

Crash ruined it for everyone.