Capt. Andre Braugher stands on the balcony overlooking the cove, his second and third in command beside him.
"Maybe this is home now."
He is greeted with blank stares.
"Well, that's the only way we're gonna drag this out for 80 or 100 episodes!"

Capt. Andre Braugher stands on the balcony overlooking the cove, his second and third in command beside him.
"Maybe this is home now."
He is greeted with blank stares.
"Well, that's the only way we're gonna drag this out for 80 or 100 episodes!"

Didn't even know this was coming on tonight. Thankfully, my DVR did!

Didn't even know this was coming on tonight. Thankfully, my DVR did!

In modern hospitals, it's called the Waiting Department.

In modern hospitals, it's called the Waiting Department.

Dont' bet against Hal Holbrook… kidnapping little girls and siphoning their life force so he can be immortal!

Dont' bet against Hal Holbrook… kidnapping little girls and siphoning their life force so he can be immortal!

No, but I bet I'm the only one watching Warehouse 13. Every episode I say "Man, this is stupid," at least once, and promise myself not to watch it again. But then I do…

No, but I bet I'm the only one watching Warehouse 13. Every episode I say "Man, this is stupid," at least once, and promise myself not to watch it again. But then I do…

Is this the one where the Brigadier utters the classic line: "Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!" ?

Is this the one where the Brigadier utters the classic line: "Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!" ?

Let's send all engineering students and med students to Guantanamo, just in case. Then everyone left can work for the TSA confiscating water bottles, until the planes fall apart and we all die from infected toenails!

Let's send all engineering students and med students to Guantanamo, just in case. Then everyone left can work for the TSA confiscating water bottles, until the planes fall apart and we all die from infected toenails!

Yeah, the last line made the novel into the longest shaggy dog joke ever.

Yeah, the last line made the novel into the longest shaggy dog joke ever.

The story sounds like something that would be swirling around Paul Auster's loo on a Sunday morning. Story within a story within a story within a—*flush*

The story sounds like something that would be swirling around Paul Auster's loo on a Sunday morning. Story within a story within a story within a—*flush*

The second in A&E's ongoing series of bloated adaptations of previously adapted books somehow involving Michael Crichton. (Andromeda Strain, starring Det. Ray Curtiz, anyone?) Maybe next they'll do a six hour version of Jurassic Park, but with Julie Taymor-costumed actors as the dinosaurs. Albert Finney as a…

The second in A&E's ongoing series of bloated adaptations of previously adapted books somehow involving Michael Crichton. (Andromeda Strain, starring Det. Ray Curtiz, anyone?) Maybe next they'll do a six hour version of Jurassic Park, but with Julie Taymor-costumed actors as the dinosaurs. Albert Finney as a…