Roslin believed in the gods of Kobol. Romney believes in the god of Kolob. Roslin dreamed of the Final Five (Tigh, Tigh, Tyrol, Tory and Sam). Romney has five cylons, I mean sons (Tagg, Tigg, Brag, Blag and Sam). Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Apollo was on Showtime.…

Roslin believed in the gods of Kobol. Romney believes in the god of Kolob. Roslin dreamed of the Final Five (Tigh, Tigh, Tyrol, Tory and Sam). Romney has five cylons, I mean sons (Tagg, Tigg, Brag, Blag and Sam). Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Apollo was on Showtime.…

Porn version: "Humper"

Porn version: "Humper"

I guess they couldn't get Jodie Foster to reprise her role as the "fixer" in Inside Man? Foster was shady but likable in that role, unlike the White Collar version, which was shady but sleazy too.

I guess they couldn't get Jodie Foster to reprise her role as the "fixer" in Inside Man? Foster was shady but likable in that role, unlike the White Collar version, which was shady but sleazy too.

"So Mike, did you ever see that movie A River Runs Through It? This kinda reminds me of—"

"So Mike, did you ever see that movie A River Runs Through It? This kinda reminds me of—"

It… can't… be… real! NOOOOOOÔOÖÒÓŒØŌÕOO!!!!

It… can't… be… real! NOOOOOOÔOÖÒÓŒØŌÕOO!!!!

Did Maddie take a bunch of photos of secret CIA files while she was alone in that room? You bet your ass she did!

Did Maddie take a bunch of photos of secret CIA files while she was alone in that room? You bet your ass she did!

You mean Face Off is about to be watchable ("imminently")? Or that it's highly watchable ("eminently")?

You mean Face Off is about to be watchable ("imminently")? Or that it's highly watchable ("eminently")?

The way he screams "NOOOOO!!" makes clear that he really meant "NO FUCKIN WAY THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!"

The way he screams "NOOOOO!!" makes clear that he really meant "NO FUCKIN WAY THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!"

National Treasure, but with better writing, and minus Nicholas Cage's histrionics and annoying poor-man's-Joaquin-Phoenix sidekick (and senile John Voigt struggling with his lines). But they left things open for another episode with the spy ring, which would be awesome!

National Treasure, but with better writing, and minus Nicholas Cage's histrionics and annoying poor-man's-Joaquin-Phoenix sidekick (and senile John Voigt struggling with his lines). But they left things open for another episode with the spy ring, which would be awesome!

All it indicates is that there are about 2 minutes of good stuff out 13 hours of show. The rest will be Batista/LaGuerta/babysitter/Quinn auditioning for the stage version of "The Mechanic"/Masuka time.

All it indicates is that there are about 2 minutes of good stuff out 13 hours of show. The rest will be Batista/LaGuerta/babysitter/Quinn auditioning for the stage version of "The Mechanic"/Masuka time.