Wake me when they actually tell who killed whatsername. On second thought, let me sleep… Oh and I almost forgot: fuck you, The Killing.

Wake me when they actually tell who killed whatsername. On second thought, let me sleep… Oh and I almost forgot: fuck you, The Killing.

"This whole series has 10,000 viewers. While that's an improvement, the series is over!"

"This whole series has 10,000 viewers. While that's an improvement, the series is over!"

"Two blasts mean wildlings."
"Three blasts! Run!"
"Wait!!… You forgot your bucket of poop!!"
[enter ZombieHorse™]

"Two blasts mean wildlings."
"Three blasts! Run!"
"Wait!!… You forgot your bucket of poop!!"
[enter ZombieHorse™]

How about The Medium Island Long?

How about The Medium Island Long?

I wouldn't think this would be on the 'History' Channel unless it were "The Hatfields and the McCoys find Bigfoot" (and/or Hitler)

I wouldn't think this would be on the 'History' Channel unless it were "The Hatfields and the McCoys find Bigfoot" (and/or Hitler)

The obnoxious reporter is super obnoxious! I don't like him! However, he seems to be the only one who gets the whole "adversarial" relationship that is supposed to exist between politicians and the press, even if he is focused on a stupid non-story like the firing of a secret service agent.

The obnoxious reporter is super obnoxious! I don't like him! However, he seems to be the only one who gets the whole "adversarial" relationship that is supposed to exist between politicians and the press, even if he is focused on a stupid non-story like the firing of a secret service agent.

Next summer: Help! I've been trapped by some Hungry, Hungry Hippos!

Stephen King? Michael Grant? How about a shout out to The Simpsons Movie? Have a character in each of these books shout "dooooooooooooooooooome!"

There's suspense, and then there's shock. You gotta pick one, and they went for shock. Definitely worked on me. Renly, you will be missed…

Shakespeare? Are you f-ing kidding me??

Anti-matter does not work that way!

The Amish beard cutting cult makes its way into pop culture—at last.

When is Ridley Scott going to direct a big-screen adaptation of The Far Out Space Nuts?

Have I read "The Lady or the Tiger"? Well have I? The answer is