It
was bound to happen. Does anyone remember that guy who killed a young man for moving his traffic cones?

I don't even remember
The musical guest. Who the hell is Jessie J anyway?

In a twist, all the Smurfs in this Village are gay.

Hell yeah, Generation Nick!

…But they would probably smell better than anyone from Jersey Shore.

That is one bad mother-smurf your mouth!

Thank God
Now my masturbatory fantasies will be that much more vivid.

Mothersmrufer
I will smurf your smurf up! Don't smurf with me!

If Chinese Democracy can come out
Then there is hope fore Duke Nukem Forever and Smile. None for Songs From the Black Hole, unfortunately. DAMN YOU, CUOMO!

Oh
I'm sure Taylor Swift has many awful things to do in her future. Just wait.

Eck. I'm Gen X according to this line of thinking, and I hate that. Not a big fan of Gen Xers, or Baby Boomers.

BUT!
…Is she done with Lilith Crane? The world may never know. (Or care, I just wanted to make a Cheers joke.)

NO!
Let that stupid genre die already!

Forbidden Broadway died in 2009. But man, it was fun.

ALSO: Stu the busdriver and his girlfriend. Their song was "If You're Happy and You Know It". And she wasn't happy. And the phone that wouldn't stop ringing, The Day of the Dot…oh man, I can't wait.

Remember everything that made MIB so charming and fun? Suck all of it out and add Rosario Dawson and Lara Flynn Boyle, and there's MIBII.

I assume
Kristin Chenoweth will be in this. In her magical way of turning up during any holiday, specifically Christmas, she will be in this movie. Mark my words.

Although, Joan Rivers may have killed someone with hers, so beware.

Patron Saint of Jumping the Shark. O' Ted McGinley.

Andy Dick just can't OD fast enough, if you ask me.