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CSM's eugenics-y alien DNA project? It's not a parallel I would seek to draw…

The first four gave me bouts of warm and fuzzies. One of the initial things me and my wife bonded over was our mutual X-Files love and for the first time since we've met THEY'RE ON TV! We can sit together and watch them and talk about them afterwards….

This could have been cool…

I thought only I knew about 'co-worker hot'.

Oh, he's turning 50 and acting like a 12 year old is just starting to get slightly less insanely lucrative.

Is the show very cynical towards advertising/capitalism? Mad Men has made me cry exactly once and it was the Carousel scene- a pitch meeting. All our heroes are millionaires and (mostly) Nixon voters…

It's the REAL thing!

Playing good father with Bobby because Betty's ass looks nice, endangering the entire company to idiotically babble about Mitchell to GM…throwing out Jaguar because he felt like it…Don, having been shown no love in his formative years, is incapable of feeling anything bigger than his own present impulses and desires.

Well, do they have to draw you all a goddamn diagram!

I was halfway through the second paragraph and thought to myself "It's amazing Katharine Heigl isn't in this piece of shit."

He creeps me out in the same manner Paul Ryan creeps me out. I don't know whether this is a germane connection or not…

No no, that was Lethal Weapon.

Poetry has continued to happen the past 100 years, ya know? 
Wait, it hasn't…?

I can't read all this shit.

I can't read all this shit.

Me- (aloud, and with zero deference to my significant other): "But we already saw THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE BOOB and they didn't give us a warning! Eeeeeeee!

Me- (aloud, and with zero deference to my significant other): "But we already saw THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE BOOB and they didn't give us a warning! Eeeeeeee!

Guys, it's all parallel symbolism. Nobody is falling down an elevator shaft, or getting shot by Pete Campbell, or getting crushed in a space-bridge collapse. It's been paid off.

Guys, it's all parallel symbolism. Nobody is falling down an elevator shaft, or getting shot by Pete Campbell, or getting crushed in a space-bridge collapse. It's been paid off.