It definitely mattered to Vonnegut - “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”

I would hang out with Dr. Armand. He has a killer (eyebrows raise with corny sound effect) sense of humor.

I think Eye is technically a Corgan solo song, which would explain why it's 100% electronic as opposed to the mix with live instruments on Adore.

Adore has some beautiful b-sides along those lines, Czarina and Once in a While.

There are shows from the Machina era that opened with Glass and the Ghost Children. It's barely even a song. If they ever release Machina 2 properly it'd be fun to make up your own Machina out of the 2. There's definitely a classic Pumpkins album in there.

Aren't they the biggest band to make it out of Iowa? I guess they live up to their state motto of being a god forsaken hellhole.

"This watch… I could've used this watch as a brass knuckle to punch one more terrorist in the throat!" (Breaks down sobbing)

Please make him rap in French so he can lord both his pronounciation and his sick flow over the contestants

I wish he would've started doing these movies sooner so we could see the technological progression of Liam Neeson threatening people. First on a rotary phone, then maybe a payphone, then a comically oversized cellphone, then telling his wife to get off of AOL so he can use the land line to call the terrorists, and…

Well, that's what they're supposed to do.

Grave Face - the O-face of the corpse one is making love to? I'd like to think I'm a generous lover and it's not just the receding skin pulling the face back to mimic a look of ecstasy. Maybe I should save this for Savage Love.

"Just get down and pray with me!" - God Cop

Just give us one season of God Cop NBC! You have nothing else to offer us!

We must be niggardly when it comes to doling out this type of humor. Thanks for understanding.

Sinead O'Connor is going to rip a picture of the Dalai Lama in half, guaranteeing her a Paul Simon-style intimacy with the show

In other news, the Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo…. is still dead.

What's the deal with idiotking? You know what I'm talking about.

Loved her on Reno 911. Especially the episode where she's put on a halfhearted suicide watch and makes Lt. Dangle spoon with her.

My name is Lance and I work at a very macho steel mill, so I didn't expect to be moved by this article the way I was.

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