The specific Arby's does not matter as long as the spirit is willing (and the flesh lonely).

That's why I emphasize the importance of footjobs in my sex workshop. And by sex workshop I do mean unauthorized sex workshop. And by unauthorized sex workshop I do mean 3am parking lot circle jerk outside of Arby's.

Underlying cruelty? One thing I love about the show is Nathan is often the butt of the joke, or ends up in some sort of commiseration with some of the people involved, but I guess if you gave the show a shot that's fair.

If you think Nathan For You is just a prank show, I feel sorry for you and the potential laughs you are missing out on. Or, if you're British, the potential laughs you could be 'aving.

How soon into a relationship can you forbid your woman from talking to other men? I'm starting to get anxious.

Just thinking about his body of work makes me hard… pressed to think of a contemporary actor that's comparable.

Violating Prince's rights is "fair game"? Are you saying his live shows were asking for it? Were his concerts being too provocative? You're lucky you're not being sued yourself, you sick Prince-shaming pig.

Craig Kilborn, Craig Kilborn Andy Richter Controls the Universe

I'm glad Roger Federer left Parks & Recreation. Tennis needed him back.

I figured him for more of a catcher… (Cue American Dad French version of the new Fast & Furious movie)

Maybe he's thinking of Collateral Damage? Or Speed 2: Cruise Control? Wait I dunno where I got that one from…

*passes out before getting to do classic penis-is-my-wristwatch bit*

In that case, let me tell you about my crippling battle with social anxiety and irritable bowel syndrome!

Pfff you must be fun at parties…. Woah hold up an avclubber who's ACTUALLY fun at parties???

I heard Troy McClure is sleeping with the fishes…

There's only one actress willing to degrade herself enough to play ElDan's mom… Courtney Love's corpse

"Artists should have total self-control of their work"
The word in this context is control, shia, just control… You know what fuck it I'm gonna go plagiarize Ulysses or something

I'm not sure where Charlie ends and I begin!

I have my own Flash tv series where I shake my genitals at the Walmart security cameras while my buddy Sven steals as much paint thinner as possible

Ok Mr. Cosby just sign here… Waaaaiiiiit a minute you're just Paul Reiser wearing a colorful sweater! We told you to leave already! Go on git now!