yeah something's very wrong here. The O'Neal bot must have infiltrated the system and has entered into a parasitic relationship with the AV Club mainframe. Someone's gotta go in after the fucker before the whole system crashes… if I'm not back in an hour, detonate my account.

Excuse me, PretentiousIlliterate, the floor has NOT been open for commenting yet. Classic AV Club blunder!

It'd be best applied to Dante's Paradiso. A six hour movie of theology, saints, and nuns feeling divine and shit… IN SPACE!

I attended that very same play! I'm not a parent, I'm merely a great admirer of children's theatre. Especially when they dress up and pretend to be older.

I'd like to read the article, but not all of us go to Ryerson, bro!

It's bizarre how he went from being in a love child scandal, releasing a book saying it's no big deal, and then business as usual making movies… all within two years of his post-governator career. You gotta be Mel Gibson level-crazy to end a career like Arnie's or Tom Cruise's, being a cult freak or an adulterer just…

Look you cartoon pixie freak, I don't know how they do things over at the Cowboy Bebop District, but we do things by the book here! The DA's got my nuts in a lasso and he's looking for answers! You're off the case!

It's at 3pm! Are we supposed to believe going to be sober enough to do it at that time of day?

Fucking awesome show. It's brilliant how they fine-tuned it to the maniacal comedy machine it is today.

(Modell reads post, dejectedly cancels upcoming For Our Consideration AVClub book.)

Oh come on, do we really need to roast Chevy Chase again? The man learned his lesson to be a better person, I'm sure of it!

I don't think it was really a diss. Family Guy and the Simpsons have put in various little jabs at each other over the years that have been good-natured, though FG must be the only one that does it on a regular basis since the writers must get paid to literally fling shit at walls and see what sticks. What an awful…

Did you just call me liar?!

As wacky as those AV editors were, they were no match for `Captain Wacky', later renamed `Nathan Rabin'.

Waffling together is what good sticks do.

Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your possessions?

The sad part is I've stumbled on to this movie on Youtube before… and it's not even the most disturbing part of the movie.

You? Never! Did the Kenosha Kid?

Woah, what a mysterious internet persona… please, have my money.

It's a good thing I skipped that filth by reading an edited version of Gravity's Rainbow suitable for the whole family. It's about 720 pages shorter so it's a nice, breezy read.