Back to you, hologram Will.I.Am!

Back to you, hologram Will.I.Am!

Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

He was Daniel Plainview, He one-upped Daniel Day-Lewis by method-acting as DDL method-acting as Plainview, and then also playing a minor character named Prescott to add to the mystery. He then asked PTA to credit his performance to the real Day-Lewis to see if anyone would ever notice.

He was Daniel Plainview, He one-upped Daniel Day-Lewis by method-acting as DDL method-acting as Plainview, and then also playing a minor character named Prescott to add to the mystery. He then asked PTA to credit his performance to the real Day-Lewis to see if anyone would ever notice.

South Dakota Soybean Association's Young Leader Award… so that's a thing.

The Big Bang Theory was totally asking to be watched. Being on TV all sexy like that.

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus  could you explain to me what cis means? I'm afraid I don't understand. Also, congrats on getting Gary Sinise's autograph (or at least that's what the signature looks like to me.)

The Saga continues CANCERAIDS CANCERAIDS

The Saga continues CANCERAIDS CANCERAIDS

My only complaint is not enough Ghostboy… maybe there were too many n-FLAGGED

My only complaint is not enough Ghostboy… maybe there were too many n-FLAGGED

He puts Ron Howard in his music videos and doesn't afraid of anything

He puts Ron Howard in his music videos and doesn't afraid of anything

You're telling me that numbers work in a sequence of some sort? Is that why people are always talking about standing up 69ing? Or am I totally lost here?

You're telling me that numbers work in a sequence of some sort? Is that why people are always talking about standing up 69ing? Or am I totally lost here?

How dare you remind me of that song's existence. Seriously, that's a low blow.

How dare you remind me of that song's existence. Seriously, that's a low blow.

The Titanic shits an iceberg