He shall be punished by having to push a boulder up the Laurel Canyon over and over again for all eternity… almost as tedious a punishment as listening to a Death Cab album!

Where can we vote for Lobsters1 to eat a bag of dicks? Is that how this works?

Where can we vote for Lobsters1 to eat a bag of dicks? Is that how this works?

People hate on this song a lot, but you can't hate on the A Man Needs A Maid/HOG suite on the 72 Massey Hall record. Try and hate it, go on and try… because I will find you and harm you. Yes that is a written threat. I will respectfully disagree.

People hate on this song a lot, but you can't hate on the A Man Needs A Maid/HOG suite on the 72 Massey Hall record. Try and hate it, go on and try… because I will find you and harm you. Yes that is a written threat. I will respectfully disagree.

Ok you can hate on Goodfellas, as long as we leave Casino out of it. But you don't just misspell Se7en's title right before trashing Twister! That is a crime against cinema god damnit!

Ok you can hate on Goodfellas, as long as we leave Casino out of it. But you don't just misspell Se7en's title right before trashing Twister! That is a crime against cinema god damnit!

Can I see the scars the Pay it Forward diabetes gave you? I'm just a single mother trying to make ends meet.

Can I see the scars the Pay it Forward diabetes gave you? I'm just a single mother trying to make ends meet.

I think Biden would be awesome as the bad guy from Speed. And, uh, Ryan could be the bad guy from Speed 2… whoever that was.

I think Biden would be awesome as the bad guy from Speed. And, uh, Ryan could be the bad guy from Speed 2… whoever that was.

I'm sorry for giving you lip, Mr. Archmage. It won't happen again, honest!

I'm sorry for giving you lip, Mr. Archmage. It won't happen again, honest!

Yeah, I don't think quantity would be an issue. When Garcia Marquez won it he had done mostly journalism for the past decade, and more novellas than novels.

Yeah, I don't think quantity would be an issue. When Garcia Marquez won it he had done mostly journalism for the past decade, and more novellas than novels.

The writer is referring back to Roth in that last part of the sentence. Your poor reading comprehension makes me wonder if you even are an Archmage!

The writer is referring back to Roth in that last part of the sentence. Your poor reading comprehension makes me wonder if you even are an Archmage!

The US has won it lots of times so maybe the Swedes might even wait another 5 or 10 years before giving them another one. Pynchon really deserves it, but he'd probably reject it, or send a giant dildo as an acceptance speech or something.

The US has won it lots of times so maybe the Swedes might even wait another 5 or 10 years before giving them another one. Pynchon really deserves it, but he'd probably reject it, or send a giant dildo as an acceptance speech or something.

Meryl Streep got punched in the box so many times for The Iron Lady, she really earned that statue.