Is there any Bruce Willis on your face? That would be the first sign.

Is there any Bruce Willis on your face? That would be the first sign.

Woah, kid, not that wide!

Woah, kid, not that wide!

FUCK IT JUST PUT UP THE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER AND CALL IT A DAY

FUCK IT JUST PUT UP THE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER AND CALL IT A DAY

"Dreams from my Father 2: Escape to Fuck Mountain"

"Dreams from my Father 2: Escape to Fuck Mountain"

Fuck that was painful to listen to. He excitedly says "I'm obsessed with India!" then proceeds to vaguely describe some Indian food?  WTF indeed.

Fuck that was painful to listen to. He excitedly says "I'm obsessed with India!" then proceeds to vaguely describe some Indian food?  WTF indeed.

I think I understand. She's one of those Native Americans, like Johnny Depp.

I think I understand. She's one of those Native Americans, like Johnny Depp.

One minute he's Muslim, the next he's releasing that sexually explicit coffee table book, "Dreams from my Father."

One minute he's Muslim, the next he's releasing that sexually explicit coffee table book, "Dreams from my Father."

I'm so sorry. My cats also died in a potato sack related accident. If you're like me and you like making mashed potatoes by hitting them with a shovel while they're still fresh in the sack, make sure the potatoes aren't your cats. I cannot stress that enough.

I'm so sorry. My cats also died in a potato sack related accident. If you're like me and you like making mashed potatoes by hitting them with a shovel while they're still fresh in the sack, make sure the potatoes aren't your cats. I cannot stress that enough.

Why didn't Ben Kingsley play one of the Japanese women? He's usually good for Asiatic roles in Western productions.

Why didn't Ben Kingsley play one of the Japanese women? He's usually good for Asiatic roles in Western productions.

Is casting a South Dakotan to play a North Dakotan in a Floridan production generalized Midwesternism?

Is casting a South Dakotan to play a North Dakotan in a Floridan production generalized Midwesternism?