He made the paleozoic era funny in ways I didn't think were possible! Damn fish how you get them legs?! Haha!

Haven't you seen 17 Again?! That's the whole point of my joke!! Don't Schwimmer me around, ya hear?! I'll smack the LeBlanc outta yous!!

But he turns into Matthew Perry by the end of the movie so it's believable.

"It's so easy to write good, it's a joke. […] It's even easier to write average. I can do it in my sleep."

Seth Meyers actually wrote that one for me, and he thanks you for acknowledging that SNL is still as funny and brilliant as ever. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

Del Ray and Axl met when they realized they both have the same plastic surgeon. She said, "you look exactly like my vagina!"

I haven't gotten to Season 5 yet, but it's between 2 and 3 for me. Ziggy, Valchek and Stringer Bell fuck shit up like no one's business.

Well, I might as well add to the gigantic amount of comments and say this episode was way better than the last two. Those two had some funny stuff, but were weak as a whole and had some seriously unfunny gimmicky shit. Chang was awesome in season one, but his role as intrusive member of the group kind of sucks…

This is gonna be a long ass feature… we're closer now than light years to go!

THAT'S THE JOKE

Michael Bay's gritty reboot of polio is gonna ruin much more than your childhood, buddy.

I was wondering if it had anything to do with the rumors of the Office's future, not to mention the beating its taking from critics. Maybe Kaling thought Maron was setting up to go after her on that. Who knows. I felt Maron made himself sound like a huge idiot saying he's "obsessed" with India and then fails to say a…

If it seems to have no past, it's probably because the nature of TV doesn't exactly allow it to have towering icons like the Beatles, or Marlon Brando. TV has iconic shows that become pop-culture phenomena, but they lack a certain sort of influence that I don't know how to explain. There's no TV show from the 50s that…

The humiliation was referring to the whole sucking dick for cereal thing. I mean, you never think you're gonna be that person, but who does? In my hood it was called Crunchin the Captain, Bustin a Honey Nut…

Reese's Puffs cereal was like crack… except I never sucked a dick to get some crack!

But doesn't HH mention a couple of times that she had had previous sexual experiences before meeting him, as well as fooling around at that camp in the first part of the book? Or is that definitely made up on his part?

Not a specific example, but my first noticeable disappointment was finding out bands did overdubs, studio trickery and shit like that. I always assumed what you see is what you get with music. You see three guys playing in the video, so that's what you should get on the actual recording. But then I began wondering how…

Welp, my plan backfired. Time to edit in a much cooler movie to save face… hmm… Maid in Manhattan?… that's all I got…. I really am history's greatest monster.

Black Hitler, you are incorrigible!

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