I am exactly the same way. I wish he were my "been there, done that" or even better "currently hitting that"

Also, Leslie's dancers were Joan Calamezzo's gothca girls.

Leslie: Who's saying that?

Oh god, I knew what this link would be before I clicked on it. I need to get out of school.

You'll never find the money and you'll never have my body either!

Oh god, I didn't even think about what the Gaang might sound like as adults!

He loves human blood so much he's going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

I've seen it on stage twice, once in middle school and once in college. The second time had a sexpot lady as Audrey II and the feed me song was amazing with the extra entendres. 

A pox on me. Thanks for rectifying this grave error!

I'm majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with this movie!

Especially if you've seen his nude scenes in certain stage plays.

Yeah, it was probably 5 or 6 years later when I got that line, and it wasn't even while rewatching the movie. I was sitting in class and had an aha moment after someone called someone else clueless.

And Arrested Development=Les Cousins Dangereux

In the grand tradition of female P.E. teachers

No shit, you guys got coke here?

Yet another reason why I want to live in that universe. Also, Max is my dream guy, which probably says terrible things about me, but I don't care.

Get this, they're charging for brewskis

I learned so many euphemisms for gay, which helped me in later life when I was in fact Christian minus the neo-swing obsession!

This is what my friends and I say to each other when we're really mad at each other, but the reason we're mad is ridiculous.

Dad: What is that?
Cher: A dress
Dad: It looks like underwear