Would you like a mimosa
Canteen Boy?

The bigger question: I presume Sean Young will wear a skating leotard. Where will she hide Captain Winkie?

I think the bigger problem is the fact that a cottage industry has sprung up around the assumption that WoW nerds, for whatever reason, aren't down with drinking iced tea or eating pretzels. Everything has to be bright orange and exXxtreme. That will never not be weird to me.

After the initial aw-fuck-Sterling's-in-blackface eyerolling, I was impressed by the contrast between the new and old guard; the initial shot of that scene came directly after Paul and Co. lighting up in the office. You've got the new guard getting high and working on Saturday while the old guard sits around and…