Mock Triel with J. Reinhold!

Tom Waits would be a happy man. (although I feel he's noticeably absent from this discussion… and would be oh so terribly interested in hearing his feelings about it in blog form.)

if I'm not even up to current SNL standards, then I am well and truly chagrined.

LOCAL!

surfing the waves of hope and change
now when will you win a Nobel Peace Prize for your beautiful ideas about site overhaul? I mean it's already been a day, what's the hold-up…

Unless he's swayed by Jon Stewart's offer of a coffee mug, some Shake Shack 'food', and a T-rex vertebrae, he seems unlikely to join those Knickerbockers, at the very least.

unless Keith Phipps is already in your insular circle of friends, I suggest you invite him, so he may be better supported in his well known advocacy of Josie and her Pussycats.

really?
also news: Mariah Carey, Raekwon, and Lorin Maazel will be collaborating on an album reworking Stravinsky with sick beats.

A day where perhaps the internet would try to fool you…

think about what day it is.

Then, they'll team up with professors Farraday and Farnsworth, respectively, to keep the Island hopping from tearing a catastrophic hole in space-time.