You posted that just so someone would reply "The hell you can't!", right?

I… I can't believe it! I'm so excited!

To-MAY-to, to-MAH-to.

Not really—I wrote a couple of short stories that would have served as chapters but nothing much came of them.

Clara was chosen for full transformation because she was much smarter than the others.

Clara was chosen for full transformation because she was much smarter than the others.

I'd have loved to shag Donna—I bet she'd be ten times the fun of the others in the sack.

I'd have loved to shag Donna—I bet she'd be ten times the fun of the others in the sack.

Anyone else get a Deathbird/Gnostic vibe from Madame Vastra talking about The Doctor as the Abdicated Savior?

Anyone else get a Deathbird/Gnostic vibe from Madame Vastra talking about The Doctor as the Abdicated Savior?

Snow and a strong critique of Victorian oral values: A rebuke to Neal Stephenson?

Snow and a strong critique of Victorian oral values: A rebuke to Neal Stephenson?

What's more, Weiner hates Weiner so much that he quicky reduced the character most like him—Paul Kinsey—into a two-dimensional punch-line.

What's more, Weiner hates Weiner so much that he quicky reduced the character most like him—Paul Kinsey—into a two-dimensional punch-line.

EG, Butchie was set up as Tony's ultimate adversary when Tony left Phil's post-heart attack bedside. "We gotta stop meeting like this."

EG, Butchie was set up as Tony's ultimate adversary when Tony left Phil's post-heart attack bedside. "We gotta stop meeting like this."

But DPA, what if the doctors are wrong?

But DPA, what if the doctors are wrong?

Somebody probably already made this joke but: "Damn! That rabbi's science science is too tight!"

Somebody probably already made this joke but: "Damn! That rabbi's science science is too tight!"