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Lord Running Clam
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What happened to Chuck, anyway? Are we to assume, then, that he never existed in the show's fictive reality? The better part of a season's worth of episodes forbids that, even though Mr. Cunningham, in the series finale—long after the show had jumped the shark, literally and figuratively—refers only to two children.

What happened to Chuck, anyway? Are we to assume, then, that he never existed in the show's fictive reality? The better part of a season's worth of episodes forbids that, even though Mr. Cunningham, in the series finale—long after the show had jumped the shark, literally and figuratively—refers only to two children.

She is one incredible actress, then—she may as well be one of the Dominion's Founders.

She is one incredible actress, then—she may as well be one of the Dominion's Founders.

"That's the guy I'm going to hell for."
—Chris, in "Long Term Parking"

"That's the guy I'm going to hell for."
—Chris, in "Long Term Parking"

But she was so fucking sexy. The madonna is the whore.

But she was so fucking sexy. The madonna is the whore.

Gibson's Hamlet was very strong, indeed.

Gibson's Hamlet was very strong, indeed.

I don't care what anybody says: Hawke's Hamlet kicks Branagh's Hamlet's ass. Tennant's Hamlet has his beat, but only by a little bit.

I don't care what anybody says: Hawke's Hamlet kicks Branagh's Hamlet's ass. Tennant's Hamlet has his beat, but only by a little bit.

Fucking sea monkeys, man…

Fucking sea monkeys, man…

Strippers are the worst of the worst.

Strippers are the worst of the worst.

@avclub-e831ff077a763d3be03866efc0c55e4f:disqus The only problem with that theory is this: The FIRST thing you'd design a beautiful android for—male or female—is fucking.

@avclub-e831ff077a763d3be03866efc0c55e4f:disqus The only problem with that theory is this: The FIRST thing you'd design a beautiful android for—male or female—is fucking.

Well, there was Legend… and Deckard's Director's Cut dream…

Well, there was Legend… and Deckard's Director's Cut dream…