The man with he golden eyeball!

I can imagine it so vividly I'm masturbating right now!

In all fairness to the esteemed Mr. Pumper, real pussy juice does make a porno super hot.

Hey T, you hear what I said? I told LRC the framus intersects with the Ardipethicus ramidus approximately at the paternostra.

I'm not making this up: the old theory that humans evolved bipedalism in order to better navigate the savannahs that superseded the dense woodlands of our chimp-like forbears has been inavlidated by the bipedal Ardipethicus ramidus (Ardi) discovery. Ardi was bipedal millionds of years before scientists expected any…

Exactly. On paper, Daleks are far more murderous than the BTK guy but the BTK guy is not really fit for a kid's show. (Jeffrey Dahmer, maybe, if only because he was so cute.)

Joe, I for one would love to see your version of Yosemite Sam.

Sorta off topic…
…but is Zack Braff the only guy who can make you hate a yellow lab puppy? Every time I see one of those shit paper commercials, I have to remind myself it isn't the puppy I want see strung up by his scrotes but the twee pussyboy doing his voice-over. I'm beginning to feel the same way about water,…

I saw Proval playing waaaay against type on The West Wing, where he was a gentle rabbi adamantly opposed to the death penalty. Dude's got serious range but I think Chase was right, as Toony he'd be too scary all of the time. Gandolfini was perfect because he could do the full range, from charming to genuinely sweet…

Vulcans and Ferengi both represent different aspects of "Jew-ness" in the Trek universe, in a way that's actually kinda scary: the noble scientist Jew of TOS, a 20th Century stereotype, is superceded by a steretype out of the Middle Ages (or Mell Gibson) in TNG before we reach the more complex but still problemmatic…

Right, second billing after Gandolfini. I wasn't specifying that she was the second billed woman but that she was the woman who was billed second after the man who ws billed first.

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Wizard of Oz
I pointed out how Melfi's arc was pretty much defined by whether she would let Tony defile her (note how Tony will soon echo Defiler's "You know what we are, you know what we do" when Melfi calls him back into therapy). The dream of Tony dying is part of this and it is also a subtle lampoon of dream…

@Dawson: I sort of agree with your assessment of Tennant, especially of the human two-parter, but I think there was more soul and darkness there than you give him credit for. His love and heartbreak vis-a-vis Madame Pompadour, his cold hatred when he drowned the Raknoss and his hubris-followed-by-terror at the end of…

Few episodes of Doctor Who can match "The End of Time" for sheer awful—I liked the RTD run of the show, thought "The Waters of Mars" and even "The Next Doctor" were fan-freakin-tastic but ug, what a in irredeemable piece of dog poo "The End of Time" was.

Yaeh, before and after.

I like feet. That close enough?

This was back when they actually had Bobby wearing a prosthetic gut because Steven Schirippa wasn't fat enough (!)

I much prefer the first Barbara to the second one, just as I much prefer the first young Livia to he second one. There was something sexy and spaced-out about the first Barbara; the second one reminds me too much of the people I work with. The first young Livia had the accent and evil down; the second one was just…

Put me down as another defender of D-Girl. No, it's not the show's finest hour but it doesn't suck either. The only episode of the show that seemed entirely pointless to me was "Kaisha," made doubly shitty because it was the season 6 season ender (season 6 part 2 is really season 7) when "Cold Stones" was so much…