He didn't assume they came from the warmer climates
He was puzzled that they didn't come from the colder climates. He was ruminating on a counter-intuitive observation of fact.

laym, don't ask a scientists. Those motherfuckers be lyin' to me and shit.

Porkchop Sandwich, that would be A-Ja.

Could it rather be a re-imagining of Hustler and involve a lot of labia? Coz I really like labia…

As a high school teacher, I must concur with High School Teacher.

Not to be too strident, Crass the Lord, but I think that's the point: First Worlders don't care about the deaths of brown people. This is a "See how you like it!" video. Plus, by using the "ginger" conceit, it attempts to point out the absurdity of all "racial" categorization.

Davis reminds me of a friend I've lost touch with. I like him—I think he's funny and, as Tobias points out, ultimately sweet.

Hey, cute little goth girls shouldn't yell. Didn't your little brother ever tell you that?

A guy died on stage here
At a local arts & music festival at the beginning of September, with the main drag of my town closed off and stages on every block playing music all day, the lead singer of a local band that almost made it big collapsed and died. They closed down that stage but the rest of festival went on,…

I'm with you, Juggernaut. I get a distinct kiddie porn vibe from Hit Girl, with her stripper wig and "cocks" and "cunts."

I would find her hot…
…if she didn't look like Frankie Muniz in drag.

Fuck Aliens. No sequel to Alien is even remotely worthy of the original, though David Fincher's Alien Cubed comes the closest to being "remote."

Or a talking baby and his homoerotic inanimate teddy bear.

Amanda Seyfried looks like a tree frog. A sexy, sexy tree frog…

Didn't she lose her arguable looks a while ago? She looked pretty bad on the limping, sad post-Green episodes of ER I flipped past.

Sounds like you's like a wish sandwich!

We keep skiing them into trees and crashing their planes! We need more Kennedys, dammit!

Cab Savvy, that was great!

Too true, Julius Watkins, and Will SmiTH clearly said "Welcome to EarTH" but what are you gonna do? N*gg*rs gots to stay in dey's box if the ironically-(so-not)-racist hipsters are to remain in their smug comfort zones.

(That post is missing an apostrophe. See if you can tell where it goes!)