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Lord Running Clam
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Juniors in the muff!

"@JVS: I have heard more of that attitude in the last few months than I can stomach. I actually heard some idiot on the talky box say that Tiger needed to apologize to "the women he took advantage of".

No, "politician's daughter" means "politicians daughter," as in the offspring of a minor politician in this shitty little backwater I call home. And watching bad tv with her keeps the price of the sex low.

Phony Pope, I mean GFE. I met her in a strip club and we've been "hanging out."

I hate dealing with my jhair so much I shave my head. My white friends can't understand why someone who isn't balding would do such a thing.

I say we slap the shit out of Marc Cherry.

Ha! The politician's daughter whom I have a GFE arrangement loves this show. I've watched several episodes with her and boy howdy, is it dreck!

What should be made of that fact is that Perry will never come out of the closet.

Like the character or not, Anna Gunn is massively hot.

Sorry 'bout that, Lobsters. Tell you what: when I finish the libretto to Charybdis Jones: Superpimp, the world's first blaxploitation funk opera, I'll give you a ring.

Ugh.

I'm a black guy who won't touch Tyler Perry movies with a stick. In a college class I taught, a sexy but rather vapid white student of mine stridently defended Tyler Perry as worthwhile cinema, focusing mostly on how much money he made from it while people with multiple degrees scraped by on relative pittances.

Oop, there it is.

Oh, why the fuck isn't my avatar showing on my posts?

I have similar theory about fruit. A strange, unexplained corollary id that the spelling of the word also becomes "froot"…

Cause and Effect was OK.

Totally bad-ass time loop episodes?
Eh, not so much. Time loops were just a way to blow up the ship w/o any repercussions. Say what you will about Kirk, his ship blew up exactly once and that was only when he told her to. Jean-Luc, by contrast, lost his ship over a half-dozen times, only to be saved by convenient

And isn't that all that matters?

"Evolution? That shit's for the birds."

Pinkney, the FP soundtrack part made that genius.