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Are you kidding, meyer, those title's are great!

I'd say TIL is Trek's most overrated episode but I'm just looking for a fight.

F for both
One is a bad boring and the other is just bad. Seriously, "Children" may very well be Star Trek's worst outing—I can only think of five episodes that rival it in awfulness. A B+? I'm still shivering.

You give the absolute worst episode of Trek…
…the same grade as "The Menagerie"? I knew it couldn't last.

The It's Alive baby…
…ain't got shit on that hideous grotesque.

Philip Dick was right!
Androids really are un-feeling, animal murdering monsters.

Wildcard Charlie's gonna win himself a Nobel Prize one day, you just wait.

Are you kidding? I just had fantastic sex with a gorgeous prostitute I met in a strip club and it was cheap! 250 bucks, plus dinner and drinks and she says she's buying the dinner next time. (We'll see but hey, with a tasty snatch like hers, who cares?) And she's but one of many. So, while I can't exactly say it

Duke Leto Atreides will die before these eyes and he'll know—HE"LL KNOW!—that it is I, the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his doom!

I thought homeopathy was what happens when Michael C. Hall confuses his two most famous acting jobs.

He is pretty good but the two posts EVL did in the Twilight Dildo comments section rank among the funniest things I've ever read in the AVClub's comment section and the AVClub's comments are often funnier than the stuff over at the Onion.

I'd have killed myself ages ago if I weren't such a fucking coward. I suspect a great many people walking the earth can say the same thing—if not a true majority then at least a very sizable minority.

Elegant Victorian Lady deserves to be on that list.

All I need is a toilet stall with a glory hole.

Indeed. I just feel bad that it has to end with so much dross.

I was charmed by the "jokes that almost make sense" line myself.

You won't be okay
Coz your black, blind and gay
But I've no one to play with… today.
—Cousin Keevan the Vorta

But for four episodes of un-alloyed Star Trekky greatness—"The Enterprise Incident," "The Day of the Dove," "The Tholian Web" and "Spectre of the Gun"—and one incredible masterpiece of pitch dark camp—"Whom God's Destroy," essentially as close as we'll ever get to seeing Adam West's Batman visit Arkham Asylum—the

I meant you! He was talking to you!

His Shran is one of the few truly good things to come out of that show.