In a pig's eye!

Finally! Grades I agree with with!
And yes, that exchange between Spock and the RC rocks.

Couple of plumper humpers, that's us.

Ha ha! She's so fat and poorly made-up and dressed…
…that I really wish to God I was fucking her right now.

Please, Mr. Doggy-Dogg, don't kill my ballz.

I hear the "making of" featurette…
…is nothing but fucking.

@thoreauly77: One dead bay in ten trashcans.

Oxperiment: Dead-on! Life is a trick matter plays upon itself. Philip Larkin said it best: "Man hands on misery to man/It deepens like a coastal shelf/Get out early as you can/And have no children for yourself."

I can't wait until the Dominion attacks the Kadshians.

Nah, Thanksgiving is the best. It's official.

You misogynistic prick!

Sorry, but as funny as that clip may SEEM, it was from Family Guy, which we are apparently forbidden from finding funny. So you all are mistaken, it was not funny.

Now I just want to get high.

@ Rowsdower: Fucking mutt!

Mexican Blade Runner: Oedipus used the pins from his mother-wife's robes to put out his eyes.

Even better was when we see her scampering off like a sexy little rabbit.

All they hear is "Who wants cake?" And they all want cake.

Rocket. I'm on a rocket…

Dumbledore and Binky, you're killing me!

He shot me and it felt like—um, actually, I'm kinda dead.