I've been saying Don's a bully for a long time now.

Even were the show on HBO, it's highly unlikely we'd see the goods of any of the actresses who appear in the opening credits. As a consolation, we would be treated to the breasts of the stewardess and maybe even Jane.

Blaffair hit it—I don't have a problem with white guys reviewing black movies at all, it's just that there's something alomst creepy in it almost always being the same white guy, as if he has the Negro beat or something.

Maybe you guys should hire a black critic
Am I the only who finds it strange that Nabin (and I love Nabin) reviews nearly all the black films here.

"USE crying."

So, Sybil, the lesson is "do not crying as a manipulative tool to get what you want," which is what many kids do. Granted, smacking a kid in the face is never appropriate, but there is a logic to it.

Sally raped Ernie. Bobby was a witness so she had to shut him up.

I see a lot of myself in Pete and Paul both.

Goodburger sux.

I don't get
Armisen nailed Obama in the "I Keep it Cool" digital short but has whiffed him every other time he's done him. What gives?

@ Placveholder: I've paid wit Visa but then I'm not running for office…

Ah, but do they also makes lutes?

I ain't got no flyin' shoes.

I thought Dee DIDN'T want to have sex with a little baby tiny boy.

You didn't see the House/internet thing coming?
I sure as shit did. I saw it coming by the second commercial and I thought "Gee, I hope they don't feel the need to cut Foreman's balls off by having House swoop in via email and solve the case from under him."

Fertility drugs should be outlawed. Can't have kids? Good! Adopt or shut the fuck up.

I love that joke. The version I heard was even better: instead of dancing and screwing, the hillbilly promised fighting and fucking.

I think liquor on a woman's breath is sexy. I also think cigarettes on a woman's breath and in a woman's hair is sexy, so long as it isn't overpowering.

I love how Moss's nostrils turned red. She was one brutal, bullying Draperism away from sobbing.

I'd say his confidence comes from landing on his feet at Grey. Plus, Duck seems to have a sixth sense for when Don has let his personal shit screw up his fatherly relationship with someone—he did it early last season, after Pete went to Don about American and was rudely rebuffed and he does it here, and to much…