Full disclosure: those movies are staying on the syllabus.

Ya know, you'd figure, if I liked her so much, I'd at least get her name right…

Sanaa Latham? Sanaa Latham?!
They give a her series and we can't SEE her? What the fuck is that all about?

Are your children hot? Because if they are, there's no way I could ever fill in that blank—no way, it's so far beyond the pale it makes my socks ache.

The French sheltered Ira Einhorn too, remember. I know we lefties are supposed to be reflexively against France-bashing but that country has been behind a lot of really dick moves.

Um, there ARE a lot of rapists walking around free. Most rapists get away with the crime.

A great hypocrisy check for me
I was rather incensed when the Eagles signed Michael Vick and many of my friends applauded because "he served his time" and because it would be good for the Eagles' chances. But then I realized that, in a class I teach for the local college, I had two Polanski movies on the syllabus. …

Now THIS is a buzzkill
And a a great idea for a cruise…

People were dumping on the Hater long before Daily Buzzkills came around. Personally, I like both columns, I just disagree with Sean on this one. Motherfucker still has a great turn of phrase, though.

To add: I recently was hanging out with my mom, who was born in 1942, and she was watching a PBS special of music from around this era. I made a single joking reference to SCTV's Five Neat Guys but, beyond that, I tried to let her enjoy herself and to appreciate the music which, admittedly, is not my cup of joe…

EVL, how I've missed you!

That kid's gonna fuck aaaaaaaall them little girls!
And Daddy Jughead gets sloppy seconds.

Sorry, this does nothing to kill my buzz
Let the old people have fun. Life sucks at any age, one should be allowed whatever pleasures one can manage.

Ah, the beauty of the typo…

I'd love to see a movie where the Baxter pretends to take his rejection in stride and then, during the credits, slips into his ex-lover's bedroom and hacks the happy couple to pieces with a machete while they screw. In a film where a kid is involved, like Liar, Liar, he'd get the kid, too, but, out of deference to…

The only reason I could see for not wanting to fuck Megna Fox is that, from some of things she has says, I imagine she has poor hygiene and smells of shit and farts.

Billy Shakes: It's true that Romeo was a teen but Hamlet was thirty. I'm not calling you out—I had a professor who thought he was a teen. He was not. He's literature's first aging hipster douchebag.

No hitting on your fellow writers in the column
I mean, come on now…

Evan, I think they miscalculated: maybe they thought they were in Europe, I dunno.

Haetrion, they succeeded in that we're still on about this non-issue five and a half years later. Of course, what with the legal headaches and fines, I'm sure they rather wish they failed.