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What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?
Now that's good history alternating!

I see you folks are talking about Philip K. Dick. Carry on.

Nothing to add except yes, that's it exactly.

DPA, is that Furio in your avatar? He's dreamy. He can terrorize my massage parlor any day!

And the kid.

Honored to be at the service of the Princess who then shows her gratitude by fucking the Dirtbag? Sounds like the most verisimilitude you will find in ANY movie, let alone a John Hughes joint.

Saw Heathers in college and despised it but hey, what are ya gonna do?

Jon Hamm bumps me up a notch on the Kinsey Scale
I love this guy, this fuckin' guy. He's all like "I'm the guy!"

We loved his movies as teens…
…because teens—even smart teens—aren't all that bright. I especially liked Weird Science then, never want to see it again. I'm making a point of never seeing Ferris Beuller precisely because everyone says I must. Fuck that noise: it's John Hughes and I'm thirty-fucking-nine.

Early 1960s.

It ain't fiction, just a natural fact!

So does Chester, as Hustler magazine was kind enough to point out.

Real Purpose=Easy $$$.

Too much Grape Nuts? Chewm goddammit, chew!

The Bible is one of the books most commonly stolen from book stores. It can be resold very easily and thus quickly converted to crack and/or heroine.

No, it's afucking awesome scene! When is that movie gonna be released, anyway? She's up in a tree and she won't come down!

At least Heigl isn't obsessed with talking about farting and shitting.

Rom Coms are allowed to be misogynistic. Knocked Up was a guy movie.

I see four lights!

Woke up this morning, got no pants and shoes…