Cotton socks. Sigh.

Hey, it's "Buscemi." We both fucked it up. What are the odds?

He sounded to me like some guy from a 1970s movie about New York—I can't explain it, but God's accent evoked that for me. He didn't sound like Steve Buschemi.

Todd McFarlane is the Michael Bay of comics
That is all.

This would make a great Inventory: "X films that are better than the book they're based upon."

So's Blade Runner.

"Scat porn. Lots and lots of scat porn."

One of the rare instances where the movie is (slightly) better than the book.

Didn't Derek Jeter himself once say that he looked like what would happen if The Rock fucked a Muppet?

Anal Prolapse Spice!

So long as she leaves her ass.

I was waitin for him to go all upside Jim Kirk's head with his hand bag. Alas, it never happened.

Indeed. I'd agree with that.

They cut his musical number: "I'm a Mean Possibly Sentient Colloidal Substance Completely Covering This Planet from Outer Space."

True dat, mbs, but he can only be but so thoughtful when he's writing about shit and he writes about shit 80% of the time.

Yeah, she was fantastic in that scene but I could have done without the snot. For fuck's sake, she could have at least wiped her goddamn nose.

Ultimately, I use my real life test: if a woman who looked like her wanted to be my girlfriend in real life, would I count myself lucky?

Nathan, it's refreshing…
…to see you use your thoughtful critic voice rather than your pop junkie comedian voice. Make no mistake, I think you are damned funny, it's just nice to see the range.

You also have to respect that Cameron pointed out the one flaw in Soderbergh's version and Soderbergh didn't listen: there's not enough of Solaris itself in Solaris.

Solaris is about Solaris, the planet-enveloping ocean which is a consciousness so ailien and subtle that it cannot communicate with us, just show us images of our deepest obsessions. Soderbergh's Solaris forgets that (producer James Cameron told him as much) and thus we get a movie about a self-nvolved self…