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Ees eet steekny?

Neither version of Solaris…
…do the book justice but they are each good films in their own right. Backed into a corner, I'll take Soderbergh's but I have learned to appreciate Tarkovsky's.

Weren't the nauseated waiters from Dana Carvey?

SPOILER RE: TIT GRABBING
It seems it really is a tic. Coop does it to Dr. Fancypants when he thinks his birth mother is going pear-shaped during surgery and later reminisces with his other mother about his childhood OCD and Tourettes. Pharmacist Phil was just jealous.

Please elaborate.

Ah, it was a JOKE, nothing more. Christ, I've been pilloried around here for being too liberal, now this.

Sounds good to me. Honestly, I never expected my post to raise such ire—I responding in a tongue-in-cheek fashion to what I took to be a tongue-in-cheek post.

Thanks, edked, you saved me the trouble of making a point that should be obvious to anyone with a modicum of gray matter.

The war criminal didn't give us Thriller and Off the Wall so no.

Must have been when he was kissing you.

…then they all look up to the earth and patiently await the arrival of Jane Fonda.

Or that being continually treated like shit by a culture that values only external attractiveness has soured them irrevocably.

Adolph, I like the way you think.

I just got beack from the strip club, where I was learing at the ladies. Ooooooh yeah.

Regan and Goneril say they will but you just know only Cordelia is actually gonna pony up the cash.

And Junior is gay.

No Snake Handlers?
That show was the tits AND the ass AND the ass-to-ass.

That uncompromising, enterprising, anything but tranqilizing, right on Maude!

"it's streaks on the china, idiot."

Spots on the china
Never mattered before
No one cared
When you drop-kicked—