These award shows are just one big drunken stroke job.  I'm glad Ricky Gervais could at least take part in it and perhaps point that out, as flitting as it was.

Which one of these "entertainments" will leave me drooling and incapacitated for the remainder of my short life?

"4 score and twenty minutes ago I asked for the check!"

Or calling Maroon 5 "artists"

I agree, Hereditary Monarch just doesn't have the same ring.

I remember raving about the beginning of this show when it first came on last season and trying to explain to people that it's not just a show about BRRAAAAIIIINNS but about how the zombie apocalypse would  change life as we know it…and then it dawned on me, this show is one big rip off of Seinfeld.

By far politics.  Sports and Entertainment are so intermixed that even if they stray outside of their usual content (see: Chris Berman's painful non-sequiturs) they usually trod on common topics.  Most political commentators should be round up, put on a ship far out to see and then slowly gassed in closets while…

Thanks for this review, I like being reminded that there is SOME relevancy to sports media, if only from sharing the same reflexive and often vacuous view of itself as political commentary does.  The reason I stopped watching PTI and Sportscenter is their audacity to ponder if the media has something to do with the…

Kevin Eubanks would totally follow up a joke like that.  Well done.

where is the bomb!? If you don't talk I will kill your grandparents!

Hey, I might be in the minority here but Angie Harmon gives me an Angie Hard-on

usually followed by a horrific death in some undignified way.  Thankfully for our sake Maggie's were not the typical bellweather of imminent demise

I hope so, although the watery tuna indicates to me that we could be meeting someone new soon.

side boob! we have side boob!  critics be damned, we got side boob!

"AVC: Did you ever imagine you’d play a badass? "

Carcass and Bjork, oh wait….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBC…

Does this mean we'll see a movie version of Airwolf too?  I feel it's in the same vein as Fall Guy and I already rock out to the theme song in my car. soooo….

I'm with you, but only because I care about Carl just about as much as I care for any other character in this show.  I would like to see Shane get ripped up though.

I'm surprised Otis made it through the chase scene that far, he was dead weight to begin with no? (ba dum-ching!).  I'm a little disappointed I watched this instead of Family Guy. 

Does this mean that Faygo is a banned substance?