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PR Guy to Metallica: "Alright apparently the kids are into 3-D these days, so this can't miss!"

Would be sweet if it were the cure too

I got it!  They're all zombies.  Check out my little presentation below::

And they're awesome.

#2: I hope this makes way for a solid Statler and Waldorf expository…I feel they fit the profile of greedy bank execs (they have the best seat in the house every show). 

Why the hell did I just look up Coprophagia on wikipedia?  "Hey you got that presentation done?"  "yeah just a sec, I"m looking at this fly on a piece of shit"

In a recession economy, there are acts of desperation, and then there are acts of defecation…Two Girls One Cup: The Movie…Starring Linday Lohan as a fame starved has been and  Betty White as the cool old broad that steals America's heart.  Special appearance by Nic "soft serve" Cage.

I'm setting my DVR up for the Zombie Bubble-burst, so when this trend officially dies I'll have something else to invest my time wasting with…haven't watched the last two seasons of House, might start there.

I miss Breaking Bad already.  

Yeah I hope this gets brought up again in the series.  When Blondy and Crotch-Grab McMeathead have that conversation I felt like they might actually try to think critically about it, but I guess that was wishful thinking.

Donovan McNabb may actually be dead

so these are communist zombies?

how much woodchuck could a zombie eat if a zombie could eat…oh wait

I was pondering a similar question…if all dogs go to heaven, can they not also potentially become zombies?

one upping Vince Gilligan

Was it just me or did seeing the upcoming clips kind of ruin some of the great tension that the end of the show brought?  And I probably could have recited most of those commercials verbatim by the end.

probably already mentioned, but I loved the Rodrigo y Gabriella at the end, great frantic picking to get them out of the lab.

you're the good old boys!!!?

We don't take kindly to your types around here!