Someone please escort this man from the premises.

Someone please escort this man from the premises.

Close. Kaitlin Olson's ability to wear that shirt is the best.

Close. Kaitlin Olson's ability to wear that shirt is the best.

Typical Hollywood! Add a shower scene to Psycho just to get Scarlett Johansson naked. Outrageous! When will they stop messing with the classics? Mother showed me Psycho dozens of times when I was growing up, and I can say that there is nothing of the sort in the film. Psycho is my favorite movie, from the first…

Typical Hollywood! Add a shower scene to Psycho just to get Scarlett Johansson naked. Outrageous! When will they stop messing with the classics? Mother showed me Psycho dozens of times when I was growing up, and I can say that there is nothing of the sort in the film. Psycho is my favorite movie, from the first…

(Hushed whisper) She was only 16 years old..

(Hushed whisper) She was only 16 years old..

"For some reason"? For all the right reasons, I'd say.

"For some reason"? For all the right reasons, I'd say.

I really need to see that before the sequel, Urban Fervor, comes out.

I really need to see that before the sequel, Urban Fervor, comes out.

Everyone knows Fat Bitch dies at the end.

Everyone knows Fat Bitch dies at the end.

The other guy is Yucko the Clown. So you're right, that guy's name is the funniest thing about it.

The other guy is Yucko the Clown. So you're right, that guy's name is the funniest thing about it.

This guy, he knows what he's talking about. Would. Would all day.

This guy, he knows what he's talking about. Would. Would all day.

I agree, if only because I believe she should be in everything, including my cubicle right now.

I agree, if only because I believe she should be in everything, including my cubicle right now.